Words Andrew Dex

Horror is in a full-blown heyday… bolder, bloodier, and more beloved than ever. With the likes of Sinners and Weapons sweeping audiences, critics, and even the Oscars, there couldn’t be a more perfect return window for a Scary Movie.

The Wayans brothers made the noughties naughty with fearless parody, outrageous gags, and by hurling their cast head-first through horror’s biggest moments, all filtered through their absurd and wildly unpredictably lens. Now, teaming up with longtime comedy collaborator Michael Tiddes, the formula that defined one generation is about to be unleashed on a new one.

Anna Faris steps back into the madness as Cindy Campbell, reuniting with franchise legends including Regina Hall’s Brenda, Marlon Wayans’ Shorty, David Sheridan’s Doofy, and more.

They’re all the target of a new serial killer who’s cosplaying as today’s biggest horror icons: Ghostface, M3GAN, Terrifier’s Art the Clown – essentially anyone with a mask, a wig, or a merchandising deal. He’s even sending victims to Get Out’s sunken place and pumping them full of “stuff” that’s eerily similar to The Substance while bumbling through a hilariously haphazard killing spree.

Do you like scary movies? Then get a load of this!

No One Is Safe

Scream

It isn’t a Scary Movie without Ghostface. And with Scream now seven films deep and still slashing, it’s only fair that the face of modern horror returns as the face of this franchise.

Get Out

Before becoming a renowned horror director, Jordan Peele was best known for his own sketch-comedy brilliance, making it all the more delicious to see what the Wayans do to his modern masterpiece.

Sinners

A bold new vision of the vampire film was one of last year’s biggest breakout hits, so of course the team is ready to get their teeth into it, in the relentless and absurd way only they can.

That’s not all!

M3GAN, Smile, Halloween, Longlegs, and more are all getting the Scary Movie treatment.